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Plans for domination

Fri Jun 3, 2005, 3:13 AM
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
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Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a pope. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, terrified by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?

Stage Two

Next, you must destroy the Internet. This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of mutant race hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your plague of doom, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with "dear god no", and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

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:iconfischfrau:
Destroy the internet? I dislike this idea *g*
Did you know that one of the roots of Internet is war? So if you want to control "your" earth, internet may be very helpful :giggle:

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:iconinconnue:
i have another idea for your. visit your friend unterweger, got to the restroom and read along the text vis-à-vis the toilet.
should i be afraid you wanna be our new god? deine dogmen?
:iconat-kapo:
the printout at his toilet is well known. but in this domination plan I will not be such a thinkful madman, more the chaotic one. where there is no order, there is no planned chance of success against me.

as the main target for this world is to destruct the world, you need not fear any dogmata.

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You shall not take over the world.
:iconat-kapo:
I see this point as a very tragic, but senseful one. the internet would be the first place where any rebellion against me could be form. so, at the second state of my plan, I decided to remove this form of communication - because communication is always dangerous for evil plans.

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:iconfischfrau:
That's true, but I think you should realise the advantages of this communication mean a little bit more :)

And if you have some IT specialists on your side, I believe you can manage to be "head of the world" ;)

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:iconat-kapo:
hmmmm

I thought (so far) thjat my dark forces have no need to communicate in this way, and destroying the world does not need any IT-geeks. but I will think about it. ;->

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:iconfischfrau:
Dark forces? Tell me your secret, little Jedi :lol:

Hm. Destruction without communication... :? no bad conqueror managed to do.. but maybe you'll do =p

maybe you don't necessarily need IT-geeks, but they might make it easier ;)

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